Robot Baby

Dear Mr Stork,

I am interested in one of these new baby things, however i have problem.

I want all of the annoying parts of a baby, like the crying, whining and moaning. I also want the ugly, horrible face that they pull when they want something from you.

But i don't want any of the fun, cute or enjoyable parts, is there anything you can do for me.

Yours,

Ryk

If this sounds like you maybe you would like a robo-baby, designed to fill you with hatred of children and quite possibly one of the most effective forms of contraception.

I think that maybe the only improvement could be projectile excretion from multiple orifices.